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adamparrish
[ Adam has a phone now. He's also got a laptop and Ronan doesn't give a flying fuck if it bothers Adam that Ronan paid for both of them. His boyfriend is far too fucking far from Henrietta for Ronan to rely only on snail mail as a means of communication. Yes, this means Ronan will answer the phone when Adam calls or texts. He also answers and sends email. Today, Adam has an email from Ronan. ]
To: adam.parrish@gmail.com
From:greywaren@gmail.com
Evening, Asshole. Or morning. Whatever. It's late. Can't sleep. Opal has a whole damn list of books for me to pick up at the library for her. She's pissed 'cause none of them are in Latin. I told her that's because authors are fucking idiots. We're camping out in one of the fields tonight. I attached some pictures and a video I took earlier. I told her ghost stories and tried teaching her to play the bagpipes. She made the fucking cows run for cover.
So let me know how shit's going with you.
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attachment three is a video of Ronan singing the murder squash song while Opal murders his bagpipes
To: adam.parrish@gmail.com
From:greywaren@gmail.com
Evening, Asshole. Or morning. Whatever. It's late. Can't sleep. Opal has a whole damn list of books for me to pick up at the library for her. She's pissed 'cause none of them are in Latin. I told her that's because authors are fucking idiots. We're camping out in one of the fields tonight. I attached some pictures and a video I took earlier. I told her ghost stories and tried teaching her to play the bagpipes. She made the fucking cows run for cover.
So let me know how shit's going with you.
attachment one
attachment two
attachment three is a video of Ronan singing the murder squash song while Opal murders his bagpipes
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From: adam.parrish@gmail.com
Do you ever think about us doing that together in the same room?
Once a day, huh? You know I have a roommate. I mean, he's hardly ever here but he could walk in at any second.
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From: greywaren@gmail.com
Well, I sure as hell am now. I know what's happening next time you're up here.
Once a day. Hang a sock on the door knob. It's the universal 'don't walk in because of nakedness' sign.
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From: adam.parrish@gmail.com
I'm probably gonna regret admitting this, but I've thought about it. There and here.
I get it now. You want me to be a cliche.
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From: greywaren@gmail.com
Why the hell would you regret admitting that? That just makes you way more awesome at this whole long distance sex shit than I am. Did you jerk off thinking about it?
Nah. I just want you to be relaxed. It's not good for you to be wound up so tight about this.
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From: adam.parrish@gmail.com
You haven't thought about it? Now I know I shouldn't have said anything. Maybe I just think too much. And yeah, I have.
I just don't want to embarrass myself.
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From: greywaren@gmail.com
Most of the time, I think about you doing things to me, like that or kissing me or touching me. You should always, always tell me things like that. It's how we do this whole long distance relationship shit. You don't think too much, Parrish. You think just enough.
Trust me, your roommate is an 18 maybe 19 year old guy too. He jerks off or screws other people plenty. You're not embarrassing yourself.
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From: adam.parrish@gmail.com
I'm supposed to tell you all the things that people don't normally talk about. This is starting to sound like a porn.
I don't wanna embarrass myself with you either.
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From: greywaren@gmail.com
Our own private one.
Trust. You are totally not embarrassing yourself with me. In fact, I'm really fucking impressed. You're so much more dirty minded than I realized. It's awesome.
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From: adam.parrish@gmail.com
Have you ever watched porn? Just, you know, curious.
I don't know if that's something I should be proud of.
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From: greywaren@gmail.com
Oh hell yeah. I even watched some straight porn once to see what all the fuss was about. I didn't see one so I went back to gay porn. You?
I'm proud of it.
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From: adam.parrish@gmail.com
My dad used to watch it. And the guys at the garage always had magazines around. So, I've seen plenty. Straight, not gay. The gay thing is new. I'm still trying to figure it out.
You're a bad influence.
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From: greywaren@gmail.com
You know I'm not like him just because of that, right? Yeah. I know. I think you're doing just fine.
You mean I'm an excellent influence.
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From: adam.parrish@gmail.com
I know. You're nothing like him. You're familia mea.
Yeah, maybe I mean that. Sure.
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From: greywaren@gmail.com
Fuck. Next month can't get here fast enough because this sucks in comparison to having you here.
Sure. Don't worry, Parrish. I won't corrupt you completely.